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My Philosophy

At the risk of sounding overly confident, I have to say that Joy Toyz really stands out when it comes to doing adult home parties (in our region). I say this because the recurring comment is, “wow, you guys actually teach at parties and your products are so much better.” And it amazes me every time I hear this because I take for granted what is normal for me is not what others do. But I am very pleased because this means I am doing a good job.

I truly believe that my job as a sex toy consultant is not just selling these goodies, but to enlighten women about the benefits of having a healthy and fulfilling sex life. And I do this by offering all my knowledge at these parties. To shy away from so called taboo subjects means that I am not doing my job to educate those who seek information. Everyday is an opportunity to learn new facts or even sex tips.

Hmmm yummy edibles

At a typical sex toy party or bridal shower, I start with the edibles, body dust, and massage oils. Each guest can then taste and feel the difference in flavors and textures. Our best seller, the Kama Sutra Oils of Love is a water-based liquid which heats up when you blow and lick. It won’t break down latex condoms but it is still recommended to wash off before getting in contact with the vagina during penetration.

I continue on to kegel exercisers such as the Fun Factory Smartballs and Ben Wa balls. They are different in size and material, but offer the same benefits of strong PC muscles. Flexing your kegels on a daily basis helps after giving birth, as we age and lose elasticity, for urinary problems or to enhance sexual pleasure. I go into this much more detail during the presentation or in person after the party.

Knowing what goes into sex toys are very important, especially as some materials contain potentially toxic chemicals. I point out the pros and cons of Jelly, Silicone, Glass, Plastics, Metals and Elastomers. Of course I am biased and will often suggest toys made of silicone over jelly because it is porous and breaks down much faster than silicone toys. And for the feeling of luxury I recommend glass or stainless steel.

Oh so many vibes, where to begin?

With so many different toys to choose from, I help you decide by going over the features of vibrators, dildos, rabbit vibes, bullets and more. Don’t worry if this will be your first time buying a toy. It’s better to start small then upgrade to something better later on. I am less concerned about pitching you an expensive toy than making sure that you end up a satisfied customer.

Then I bring up the taboo subject of anal play. I understand that this type of play can be intimidating due to the stories you hear or previous experiences. But when you practice patience and add lots of lube, anal sex can be feel really really good. Since backdoor play can involve certain risks, I go over the importance of lubrication and safe sex.

This is pretty much the summary of my presentation, sprinkled with lots of laughs & giggles, funny stories, and games. Each party is different because the people are different. My core presentation doesn’t change but the toys do. I just love introducting the toy of the month like the We-Vibe which was a hit! And no wonder, a g-spot vibe that is worn internally but can still be used during penetration – how cool is that?

But don’t take my word on it. I highly recommend that you shop around before making your decision. But if you want to book a Joy Toyz party please give us a call at least 3 weeks to ensure availability.

Dial (514) 845-8697 or reach us be e-mail info[@]joytoyz.com (take out the brackets) or book us online.

Sex Toy Review : Fun Factory Share

photo from AVN.com

Wearing the traditional strap-on harness usually meant that the giver would be missing out on the same pleasure as her partner. Although some harnesses allow an insertable bullet for clitoral stimulation, it’s not the same as some good ole’ pounding action.

Fun Factory offers you a strapless double dildo that can be worn internally by the giver while the partner is gyrating against the dildo. It’s a win-win situation.

Fun Factory Share

Sharing is a beautiful thing

The Share is slightly different from other similar models. The curved bulb for the giver is actually bigger than standard models which prevents the toy from falling out. Since the bulb is only a couple of inches and curved, this enables the toy to hit the g-spot with every thrusting action.

I love the fact that the shaft is slim and flexible. The size is not too big nor too small, which can accommodate most people.

Share is made of 100% medical grade silicone making it easy to clean and sterilize. Simply wash with warm water and anti-bacterial soap. Or if it was used during anal play, then you can boil in hot water for 5-7 minutes.

I cannot say enough about the Share. This is not only comfortable to wear but feels SO good, especially for the giver who was missing out before. You can purchase Share through Joy Toyz -  click here for more details.

Striptease and Burlesque 101

photo from eHow.com

I never realize how hard striptease and burlesque can be. Those girls you see who flawlessly shimmy and shake their booty on stage have likely practiced until their arms and legs get tired. I know that my first Striptease & Burlesque 101 class on Monday was NOT what I expected.

Sure I can dance at the clubs pretty much all night. But learning how to do the “S” movement with your arms without moving your bottom half is not as easy as it looks. Or rotating your hip without the rest of the body following suit, was the hardest thing I had to do with my body. Never mind, it was the push ups that did me in LOL.

Velma CandyAss (dance instructor) has a different way of teaching traditional Burlesque and modern striptease. She likes to warm up with push ups, leg squats and lunges. Um, weren’t we suppose to learn striptease? Yes, this is to help prepare for those movements that require body strength. I guess it makes sense, but of course I can’t help but complain about those 5 push ups. (I know, that’s it?)

The first class also involved using props like the boa and we even got to walk in heels like a hooker. But in a good sense. The look at me walk … but in our case you can’t touch.

Normally I am quite out-going and friendly, but coming to class I noticed how shy and self-conscious I was about myself. It took a moment to get over that feeling of, “I don’t want to look silly in front of these ladies” But then I realize, most of these women probably felt the same way. So I sucked it up and just concentrated on having fun. And what fun it was.

I can’t wait for the next class where we bring in props and sexy heels to practice in. Hmmm, now what is in my closet?

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To sign up for the next striptease & burlesque session, feel free to email velma(at) joytoyz.com. Or bookmark our website.

Proposition 8 The Musical

I came across this fantastic video, thanks Queer Soup for sharing their blog.

“Prop 8 – The Musical” starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more… by Jack Black

I am in a hetero relationship but still appreciate strong and sexy women. Although Proposition 8 does not effect me personally, I know that I am against any law that forbids same-sex marriages. Thankfully, Montreal is quite a liberally city. We have a great Queer community which you can see just by walking along Ste Catherine past Berri-Uquam. We support the Queer community at Joy Toyz.

Feel free to share the message.

Ahhhhh Ophoria Bliss 7

I had almost forgotten about my sample request from Ophoria Toys. As a retailer I can ask for one free toy just to see if I like it before selling at the store or online. The wait was well worth it.

The Ophoria Bliss 7 came in yesterday. I am always so excited to check out new toys because I love to review a sex toy for my customers and readers. Running a sex shop makes it even more important to scrutinize the function and quality of sex toys. Afterall if I start selling cheap toys then I am sure my business would not last long. Anyway, on with the show.

Ophoria Bliss No.7

Ophoria definitely did a fantastic job in coming up with a simple yet elegant way of packaging their toys. It’s not in your face with a naked women. Afterall, women who buy these toys do not want to see crude and distasteful pictures.

Who cannot resist a pretty looking toy? This toy make “look” dainty but it will surprise you with the strong vibrations and pulsations. And I am a simple girl, so turning on the Bliss 7 with just one push of the button from the bottom of the toy won brownie points .. er orgasm points? Hold for a few seconds to change pulsations. You have 5 different ones in all.

This toy is made of 100% silicone and is splash-proof. That means you can use in the shower but do not immerse into the bath or pool. The Bliss 7 is quiet enough but I think that someone can still hearing the buzzing sound from the next room. I’d say muffle the sound with a pillow or wait till you are home alone.

The fat bulb head allows for that feeling of being full. And because the head tapers into a slimmer shaft, it creates a suction everytime you pull out. This is a good size toy that allows for comfortable penetration or stimulation of the clitoris.

There are 6 different Bliss toys. You can visit Ophoria Toys for the complete list. Joy Toyz will be adding this collection in a few weeks as we are preparing for Valentines Day. Please bookmark our site or call to reserve your toy today.

Sex Toy Review – Super Head Honcho

Come Visit Us at Joy Toyz

Looking for that perfect gift for your loved one? Why not give the gift that will last all night long? We carry quality sex toys, massage products, games, kinky toys, etc. Our knowledgeable staff will be happy to help you choose the perfect gift. Get complimentary gift wrap with orders over $100 and more. Come see our in-store specials.

Shop in-store at Joy Toyz before December 24th to receive up to 25% off selected toys.

Students with a valid i.d and 18+ get 10% discount off regular priced items.

Reserve your party for January and February, before December 30th and get a surprise gift on the night of your party.

Holiday Shopping Hours (December 13-24)

• Monday 10am-6pm
• Tuesday 10am-6pm
• Wednesday 10am-6pm
• Thursday 10am-9pm
• Friday 10am-9pm
• Saturday 10am-5pm

We are located at 4200 St Laurent Blvd, 4th floor suite 415, Montreal, QC H2W 2R2. You can reach us by call during office hours at 514.845.8697.

Happy Holidays

Top 10 Discreet Toys for Students on a Bud

So you live in a dorm or still at your parents while going through the college hustle and bustle. You are offically an adult with of course sexual needs and desires. Problem is you have a roomate in the bedroom right next to yours or the walls are incredibly thin at your parents …. how does a girl or guy get around to masturbating in private without someone finding out?

Joy Toyz presents the Top TEN picks of quiet or nearly silent toys and all under $50 bucks!

Shane’s World Mini Simulator

For a little massager, this sucker sure has a lot of buzzing power! Completely waterproof, which is perfect for shower play. When turned on, you will be surprised to hear …… silence. Only $27.00. Click to buy

Pure Vibes Rabbit Vibrator

This vibe is so damn cute, who can resist? The little nose has a powerful but quiet bullet which hits the spot on the clitoris. And the rabbit ear, when inserted, stimulates the G-spot. Waterproof and made of TPR/silicone material. Only $27.00

Pure Vibes Fleur Bullet Vibrator

Looking for a clitoral vibe? From low to high speed, those “lips” flicker against your sensitive areas like no tomorrow. Comes with a removable TPR/silicone sleeve for easy cleaning. Quiet and versatile.
Only $27.00, click here to buy.

Fun Factory Smartballs

Don’t forget to exercise your kegel or pelvic floor muscles. Insert the Smartball from Fun Factory while at home or on the go! Feel the balls shake inside everytime you move. Smartball are completely silent and discreet. It’s like having a naughty little secret – shhhhh we won’t tell Not only are strong kegels great to use during sex, but are also for women with bladder control issues or post-pregnancy. Made of body safe elastomed material. Only $34.95. Click here to buy.

Slimline Odyssey

Ultra soft and flexible, this silicone massager has 3 speeds of vibration, textural nodes and is totally waterproof. Perfect for fun in and out of the water. Only $29.95. Click here to buy.

Dolphine cockring

Ok, chances are you don’t care about making noises when using the dolphin cockring with your partner. But, the detachable bullet is super quiet and waterproof. If you love dolphins but don’t have a partner to use it with, then strap it onto your favorite dildo or vegetable (Don’t eat after, unless you like that) Only $24.95. Click here to buy.

Slim Jellies G-spot

This is a great toy which features a soft jelly sleeve with little bumps on the head to stimulate the g-spot area. Completely waterproof, quiet, and dial controls the preferred speed. Only $24.50. Click here to buy.

Scarlet Power Pole Rider

Classic slim vibrator that is incredibly powerful, yet quiet. Terrific for clitoral stimulation. For amazing oral sex over the clit or penis, place the tip of the vibrator right underneath the tongue. Made of body safe plastic and waterproof. Dial controls the desired speed. Only $18.00. Click here to buy.

Mini Discretion

This mini bullet has a tapered head for various sensations on the clitoris and other parts of the body. Made of velvety soft abs plastic. Waterproof and quiet. Also has a string for easy removal, when inserting into the vagina. Please do not use anally as it does not have a flared bottom. Only $19.95.

Senso Pocket Gal

Male masturbation toy to simulate a vaginal feeling. Interior is made up of ridges that give pleasure to the head and shaft of the penis. Super stretchy and soft silicone material. Comes with a packet of sample lube. Only $34.00, click here to buy.

Of course the cheapest way to getting off is with your hand. But you can only do so much before fatique sets in. With a whole variety of toys to choose one, why limit yourself?

So there you have it. Sex toys for everyone and at any budget. There are many more selections online or in-store. We are located at 4200 St. Laurent Blvd, suite 415. Montreal, Qc H2W 2R2.

Happy Shopping!

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Brought to you by Phuong Ly, owner and proud product tester of quality sex toys. You can e-mail me at phuong[at]joytoyz.com. Or call 514.845.8697 to learn more about these products or to book a fun party!